Addiction is tricky. For example: a man who quit smoking for 11 years spent 15...– (via fuckoff-mondays)
alana-leonie: if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room.
cyberdepressed: *loses followers* *loses friends* *loses bobby pins and hair ties* *loses internet connection* *loses phone* *loses life* *gains weight*
snlofficial: when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT'S ALMOST JUNE I'M...
jalex5eva: jalex5eva: why did the pop punk kid cross the road to get out of this town
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
no-husbands-and-wives: IF I DONT MAKEOUT WITH A CUTIE SOON I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
sardonicheight: [[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
kushangel: i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again